{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
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Bad Vibrations is the sixth studio album by the American rock band A Day to Remember, released on September 2, 2016, by ADTR Records and Epitaph Records. This is the second album since the band's departure from Victory Records, and their first and only album to be featured in partnership with Epitaph. The album debuted at number two on the Billboard 200 chart, making it the band's highest-charting album in the United States. The album was supported by six singles: \"Paranoia\", \"Bad Vibrations\", \"Bullfight\", \"Naivety\", \"We Got This\", and \"Same About You\", and was met with widespread critical acclaim.
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{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
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Brett Keisel is an American former professional football player who was a defensive end for 13 seasons with the Pittsburgh Steelers of the National Football League (NFL). He played college football for the BYU Cougars. He was selected by the Steelers in the seventh round of the 2002 NFL draft.
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{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
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