Andrew Plotkin, also known as Zarf, is an American programmer and writer. He is a central figure in the modern interactive fiction (IF) community. Having both written a number of award-winning games and developed a range of new file formats, interpreters, and other utilities for the design, production, and running of IF games, Plotkin is widely recognised for both his creative and his technical contributions to the homebrew IF scene.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the tree go to the dentist?","punchline":"It needed a root canal.","id":335}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the shy pebble wish for?","punchline":"That she was a little boulder.","id":184}
{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?","punchline":"To make ends meat.","id":62}
{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
{"fact":"The domestic cat is the only species able to hold its tail vertically while walking. You can also learn about your cat's present state of mind by observing the posture of his tail.","length":180}
{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}
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