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{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 154, "advice": "State the problem in words as clearly as possible."}}
{"fact":"A group of cats is called a clowder.","length":36}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why don't skeletons fight each other?","punchline":"They don't have the guts.","id":449}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?","punchline":"So time would fly.","id":389}
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