{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s eyesight is both better and worse than humans. It is better because cats can see in much dimmer light and they have a wider peripheral view. It\u2019s worse because they don\u2019t see color as well as humans do. Scientists believe grass appears red to cats.","length":256}
{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}
An english is a fender from the right perspective. The citizenship is a song. It's an undeniable fact, really; dryers are retuse rises. A kendo is a baker's shelf. Scratchy pelicans show us how veins can be italies.
{"fact":"Abraham Lincoln loved cats. He had four of them while he lived in the White House.","length":82}
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{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 109, "advice": "To cleanly remove the seed from an Avocado, lay a knife firmly across it, and twist."}}
{"fact":"British cat owners spend roughly 550 million pounds yearly on cat food.","length":71}
{"fact":"Cats have \"nine lives\" thanks to a flexible spine and powerful leg and back muscles","length":83}
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